7eggs:

my moms cat just fucking annihilated me. disintegrated me. blasted me away with pure energy. all with just a glance

yes-pun-intended:

ela-bosak:

m–ood:

The Newest & Clearest photo of Pluto.

Thanks

pepsi

wellamarke:

you would not believe this song
has been here for quite so long
and that tomorrow’s its date of birth

eight years in a waking dream
and now with a comeback meme
the parodies spring up from all round the earth

rawboney:

trashgender-neurotica:

anarcho-bulbasaurism:

i didn’t realize marine le pen won the french election after all

France: *siphons huge “colonial debts” from the economies of North Africa*

French President, in the actual year 2017: “They’re doing badly because they’re savages.”

If you shared that post celebrating this man for disrespecting Trump, you better reblog this one, too.

You would not believe Bill Nye 

sugarweregoingdownswinging:

If ten million Science Guys

factsinallcaps:

doomy:

factsinallcaps:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

factsinallcaps:

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

why is everyone screaming

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

weavemama:

reblog if u have more followers than milo yiannopoulos’s book sales

queen-of-ancapistan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

puddletumbles:

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

so ppl know

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

firefliesguy:

that’s it. there’s nothing that will ever be funnier than this tweet and reply,,

shin-holly:

shinyfurret:

deadmutation:

AAH… AAAH….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

shmood

What’s going on h-OH JESUS DUDE CHILL